Autosave

When I fall asleep at the keyboard, (and I admit that happens pretty often), I thank goodness for autosave. Just occurred to me that Autosave would be a handy feature for an on-line fundamentalist church. Just enter your Visa card number and wait a few minutes for Autosave to occur. Takes the guesswork out of salvation. You could also build up heavenly reward points, and redeem them for halo, wings and harp, (but only after kicking the bucket.) Actually, I can't see myself lugging around a harp - those things are heavy, and bulky and probably really give your wings a workout. Wait, I feel a sacrilegious op/ed piece in the works. Maybe I'll get inspired. Or go to hell.